The Splat EP (with Footloose // Fancy Free)

by Young Satan In Love

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420 BC 05:39
In the age, in the age of epics and myths, When manna reigned down the tip of Mount Olympus, And the meaning of life, it really meant something, One man, one man stood up and struck out To forge his prophesy in a trial by fire. Fist full of Durban in a burning bush, Raised in the Cush, up high he spied the Northern Lights, And with a sack of Green Crack and Gorilla Glue, He flew across Amnesia Haze to light the truth in a relentless blaze. Will I grow up to be like my folks? Nah, your folks, they never grew up. Will true love light upon my black heart? Ugh, when's the last time I threw up? Should I change my name in this game? Look at Rectum of Pain, they blew up! I used to be a bad ass rising. And now you're just another screw up. 420 BC 420 BC Don't chew the words I spew, Just take the long view. Those few who flow right through Poo-poo the soft shoe. Shoo-be-do-be-do-be-do.
Turnbuckle chuckle, man I laugh so hard I could cry. Better wear a cup, buckle up, Papa knows you can fly. Climb in the ring, slam you to the mat past Footloose // Fancy Free, the foot part starts in your ass. Loose on the ropes, you dopes, you got no hopes. You're all mopes and no gropes. I can't hear you, fool. Speak into the turnbuckle. Footloose // Fancy Free, I fancy me a little chuckle. Free advice, chump, jump Before I give you more lumps than the mumps. Fancy Free: Footloose, what is it about the turnbuckle you love so much? Footloose: Well, you see, Fancy Free, the turnbuckle is the ideal implement for tenderizing meatheads. What about you? Fancy Free: Oh, that's easy: You see I like a good chuckle or two with the critics... Footloose: Now, hold on a sec, you don't mean... Fancy Free: Oh, yeah! No need to elaborate on this one. This match requires little in the way of commentary.


Pre-Christmas release for all our fan, a revival of heavier tendencies.


released December 5, 2016

Footloose // Fancy Free appear courtesy of Rotten Ronnie and Rum Records


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