This pool has plenty of fish. Jump in and compete for a tasty dish and you just might get your wish: a trophy you can mount with sweet relish.
“If you’re looking for a hookup, please pass. Anything else you think of, please ask.” So I’m asking: what sort of half ass moon’s their way for a long hall pass?
I know you’re busy, this won’t take long: would you come to the prom with me, Stink bomb?
So we could gas the night away?
Mash potato our way to the bar watch the teddy boys spar with the morning star
Slip past into the lavatoir where cherubas fret at the sight of
Too late, too late, smoke wafts from the bathroom grate.
PU, date! PU, date! Good things come to those who wait
It’s a Stink bomb Prom!
Satan’s gonna ahem, your mom!
Yes, I know that I’m not normal
And you’re boring as hell,
Yet still I’d probably do you
As you’ve caused myself to swell.
Ooo, ooohooohooohooo oohoohoo hoo.