The Kernel's Secret Recipe

from Stink Bomb Prom by Young Satan In Love

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Going broke, gonna die of a stroke – or, better yet, vegetate in debt?
Well, with a Soda Pop Can Solar Frying Pan I’m gonna sauté away worries on demand!

Frizzy hair muscle shirt debonair hundredaire come to cure your cares.
In a target market of ganga gardenaires in their backwoods basement ganga garden lairs.

Gotta guy on James Ready standby draining cans in two trembling hands, a Newtonian marvel of bartender at rest drinking with his only paying guest.

Then there’s me and 420 BC and the Colenel cooking up the plans,
Filling out our leave forms in advance of the backwoods basement ganga garden grants.

Discreet and powerless, no more tell tale hydro bills in excess. So grow the best and fuck the stress.

Grow high test and fuck the stress.


from Stink Bomb Prom, released June 9, 2015




Young Satan In Love Fredericton, New Brunswick

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