This Time Around Bachelorette Party Band

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Looking for a different kind of send off for a gal pal who's seen it all? Tired of young goofballs with shaved six packs? Look no further than the This Time Around Bachelorette Party Band, the mature beefcake experience no last hurrah should be missing. Email bachelorettepartyband@gmail.com today!

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When the vision of ye ole dance pole comes a’ glistenin’ through my wishes for you,
And I dream of all the various sweet positions you could hold in my caucus.
Now I hear you’re with this handy man pillow talkin’ – yeah, you’re realin’ him in.
I can’t help but shed my eye toke tears and wish you well. Dude’s sealed his doom and tonight you have four new bridegrooms. Yeah, tonight the slickest love blooms.

We are This Time Around Bachelorette Party Band.
Fast love in a can
And we can do a lot for you
Whatever you want us to.

Yeah, I know you’ve lived with doubts,
Dated a load of louts sucking you like a bong
But it ain’t settling just ‘cause this one’s a goof –
Girl, he loves you, and you’re both getting on.
Besides, that’s tomorrow and tonight your friends have paid handsomely
For the way furthest gone
Buff cherubs to take your cares away in one last romp in the hay.


Dude sealed his doom and tonight you’ve got five new bridegrooms.
Yeah, tonight the slickest love zooms.

We are This Time Around Bachelorette Party Band.
Fast love in a can
And we can do a lot for you
Whatever you want us to.

Have you ever had a man jump out of a cake for you?
Have you ever had a man jump out of a cake for you?

Hallelujuh! A lil’ Dab El-Dooya!

Now you’ve had a man jump out of a cake for you.

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from Stink Bomb Prom, released June 9, 2015

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